July 03, 2009

Why One Cannot Take Paul Krugman or Other Keynesians Seriously

In his latest New York Times column, Krugman "argues" in favor of a second - this time much larter - stimulus.  Argues in in quotes, since Krugman doesn't really make an argument.  Rather, like a holy man or witch doctor with a direct line to the supernatural, he makes assertions.  

Logical people can shut Krugman and other Keynesians up quickly.  Sadly, there are not many logical people in our superstitious world.  The right questions thus do not get asked.  

Here is all one need ask Krugman and the Keynesians: 
  • How large of a stimulus must we have?  
  • What must this stimulus contain?  
  • What will GDP and unemployment numbers look like after your stimulus?
Be specific.  Even a range of say, +/- 3%, would be acceptable.

That's it.  Give us hard numbers.  They never will.  Which is why rational people cannot take such people seriously.

Krugman and most other macroeconimists are nothing more than religious leaders or prophets.  They know how to make plausible-sounding assertions.  They know how to speak with a tone of authority.  Most importantly, they know how to scare people. 

Remember, though, that they are all full of shit.

Out of Work? Start a Business

How many people will take advantage of the incredible opportunity that joblessness offers?  

It's cliche, but true: Often the best things in life happen after tragedy or trauma.  

If you had a job you didn't enjoy but could pay the bills with; how do you quit?  How do you justify that choice to people you might be supporting?  "Sorry, dear, I'm going to follow a dream."  If you've been fired or laid off, now is the time to re-invent yourself.  You have the perfect excuse to do something else.  "I got fired.  I can't find a job.  Now I'll do this."

Even if you are on your own, quitting a job is terrifying.  Our expenses grow directly proportional to our income.  In college, according to my SSA earnings statement, I made $13,421 during my senior year of college.  I was damned happy then.  Really, just thrilled to be alive.  I waited tables 20 hours each week and attended college full-time.  I could afford and had time to read all the books I wanted.  Am I happier at a higher income now?  Hah!

Instead of viewing joblessness as a once-or-twice-in-a-lifetime-opportunity (when else will you have so much free time?), people will whine and complain about what life has "given" them.  

"Given" or "dealt" are always interesting terms.  They imply that life is happening to you; rather than that you are happening to life.  Life doesn't give me shit.  I take from life.  

Yes, traumatic things outside of our control happen.  We are all a car accident or tumor away from bankruptcy.  Yet those are low-probability events.  

Most of what we do daily are within our control.  Life doesn't "deal" you the hand of working at an unrewarding job.  You are in control.  If you want a more interesting job (or to work for yourself), now is the time.

Being fired might be the best thing to have ever happened to you.

Perception and Reality: It's Still Fast Food

This blog should encourage thoughts about subjects other than fast food.  Must read.

July 02, 2009

How Shady are Bank Overdraft Fees?

Clusterstock is a finance news site with a very pro-capitalist readership.  Read the comments if you want to see the anti-banking sentiment.  When a bunch of capitalists agree that banks are robbing people, something very criminal is ocurring.

There are some good comments regarding the shady practice of overdraft fees.  It's definately time to reform overdraft fee process.  I am sure some libertarian will say that it's FREEDOM OF CONTRACT!  Those people would also say that Nero and Caligula did indeed publish the laws in Rome.  So what if no one could read the laws.  They were there.... somewhere.  

Here is my contribution to the horror stories:

Oh, and yes, I paid $26.40 for a Starbucks once. While in law school, my direct deposit hit my account a few hours late. This was before the days of online banking made it easy to simply check my account first thing in the morning. 

As a young, naive student, I thought a DEBIT card was different. It's a debit card, so if I don't have money in my account, it won't work. Right? Right? Isn't that why a DEBIT card is different from a CREDIT card? 

Had I know that my deposit was going to hit my account late, I would not have purchased my Starbucks. Why didn't my card just shut me off. Oh, that's right: The bank wanted to do me a FAVOR by authorizing the charge. 

This one (not mine) should make anyone's all-time-greatest list:

A friend of mine CLOSED an account before moving out of state. She forgot she linked her (rarely-used) iTunes to it. She made a $0.99 purchase months later. The bank let the charge go through against the CLOSED account, and charged her an overdraft. She hadn't left a forwarding address for her CLOSED account, so the bank had no way to contact her. 

The bank kept tacking on additional fees, all unbeknown to my friend, and finally put her on a private industry blacklist of check bouncing deadbeats, which there is no way to get off of, and now denies her access to any mainstream financial services, like opening a bank account, for SEVEN YEARS. 

As to myself? I once wanted to write a check for the full amount of my account balance. I checked the balance at the ATM, including getting a mini-statement to know if my last checks had cleared. Then I wrote a check for the amount on the balance statement. Guess what? They charged me $1 for the statement, AFTER it was printed, so I got an overdraft fee. 

F**K these fees and these banks. It's deliberate exploitation, and has nothing to do with holding people responsible for their behavior as you claim.

July 01, 2009

Lessons from Bernie Madoff, Robert Allen Stanford, and Marc Rich

Bernie Madoff surrended himself to authorities.  He cooperated fully.  He put up no fight.  He got 150 years in prison - a death sentence.

J. Allen Stanford, who has not yet been convicted, returned from a foreign country to fight the criminal charges against him.  He could have fled, but he did not.

The moral of the story is clear: If you are rich, play litigation like it's a game of inches.  Madoff should have dragged out the legal proceedings against him.  He should have demanded his right to a trial.  He would have been convicted, but he would have bought himself the one thing money can't buy - time.

While Madoff couldn't have fled the country, since he cheated too many Russian mobsters: Stanford could have.  Yet he hired a lawyer before surrending himself to federal authorities.  Now he sits in jail, because some judge who doesn't care about the Constitution says Stanford is a flight risk.  No bail for you, Robert Allen.

Marc Rich, years ago, fled the United States.  Not only has he never been in prison; he got a full presidential pardon.

If you haven't been indicted and are rich, you can follow the example of Robert Allen Stanford or Marc Rich.  The United States Government has given you guidance on which strategy is most effective to preserving your liberty.

June 29, 2009

Jury Selection and the Five Factor/Big 5 Personality Factors

Snoop (herefocuses on the Big 5 personality factors.  Why care?  Because it seems that the Big 5 are correlated with actual juror behavior.  According to one study: 

Actual venire members ( N = 764) completed the Big Five Inventory before going through the jury selection process for 1 of 11 criminal or 17 civil trials. In the 17 juries that deliberated to a verdict (n = 285), high levels of juror extraversion were associated with not guilty verdicts or verdicts for the defendant, especially in criminal cases. Extraversion was also associated with being selected as a jury foreperson, and foreperson extraversion was associated with longer jury deliberation times and perceived foreperson influence in criminal cases.

Clark, J., Boccaccini, M. T., Caillouet, B., and Chaplin, W. F. (2007). "Five factor model personality traits, jury selection, and case outcomes in criminal and civil cases."  Criminal Justice and Behavior, 34, 641-660. 

Even though there is a correlational relationship, the study notes: "Jury selection decisions by attorneys were not associated with juror personality traits but were associated with juror race and sex, especially in criminal cases."  Twelve years of grade school, jr high, and high school (or prep school for the richies); four years of college; and three years of law school.  Yet few still look more than skin deep.   

For more on the Big 5, check out this nice overview

Have You Heard?

Michael Jackson died, Bernie Madoff got 150 years, and the United States Supreme Court sided with the white firefighters.  Life would be unintesting if everyone stopped talking about the same things as everyone else.  And if everyone else decided to stop being interested in the same things, life would be a bore.  Because there is nothing quite as exciting as sameness.  Now please excuse me while I take my MacBook to Starbucks where I'll send text messages from my iPhone about Michael Jackson, Bernie Madoff, and the United States Supreme Court's white guys.

Western Centric Bias, Pascal's Wager, and Muslim "Freedom"

An ignorant 19-year-old from a farming community, I found Pascal's Wager reasonable.  "Pascal's Wager (or Pascal's Gambit) is a suggestion posed by the French philosopher Blaise Pascal that even though the existence of God cannot be determined through reason, a person should wager as though God exists, because so living has everything to gain, and nothing to lose."

If Christians are wrong (because there is no God) but you live "morally," then when the lights go out, they stay out.  It's not as if living a moral life will lead you to unhappiness.  Everyone wants to be a polygamist, but nobody wants to get herpes.  Living "morally" is usually, at worst, a wash.

On the other hand, if you bet that there is no God but are wrong, you will burn in Hell for eternity.  If you're going to make a bet, the smart money is on God.

Blaise Pascal was a Frenchman who lived in the 1600s.  He didn't have exposure to world culture and world religions.  Instead, he was a product of the Western World.  In the Western World, there is but one God.  Sure, Christians burned Lutherans at the stake and tortured Catholics due to disagreements over the True Nature of God.  But most agreed that God was this white-looking guy who looked down upon all us.

Today's world is much larger than Pascal's.  There are thousands of religions.  Many religions, due to the need to terrify people into believing the unbelievable, have their own version of Hell.  Pascal's Wager is thus much less reasonable.  How can one decide which religion to choose?  After all, many of them are mutually exclusive.  You can't be a Christian and a Muslim.  Who gets the golden streets, the 72 virgins, and the molten-hot pitch prostate massage?  

In a big world, the choice is no so clear.  Pascal's Wager thus no longer makes sense.  There is no smart bet.

Yet thinking about Pascal's Wager has led me away from thinking about Pascal's Wager.  Let's think more broadly - about the general bias we have by product of our Western living and Western mind.  

Ken at Popehat has a post discussing the French Solution to the Muslim Problem, namely, make women remove their garmets of oppression.  Ken thinks that the French are being Orwellian: It does not make a woman more free by telling her she cannot be a slave.  As a Western man, I would agree.

Ken writes:

Leaving people free to make choices means that some will make choices we don’t like under pressures we deplore. Libertarians tend to advocate making drug use and prostitution legal, but that doesn’t mean we like to see women become prostitutes or people engage in heavy drug use — we just think that the alternative, letting the state treat us like children, is unacceptable. Some Muslim women will wear the burka under threat of pariah status at best and physical violence at worst.

Does it really make sense to speak of "free choices," though, when discussing Muslim women?  As a Western man, I do indeed make many free choices that limit my freedom.  Can we really say the same is true of Muslim women?  

When we make Ken-like arguments, aren't we really just falling into Pascal's trap?  To us, of course it makes sense to recognize that Muslim women have the right to make choices that limit their freedom.  Are Muslim women really making a free choice?  Or is that simply how it looks to those of us in the Western world?  

June 28, 2009

"The Private Lives of Jurors"

In the most recent Los Angeles Lawyer is an article exploring the legal and ethical issues of having a private investigator, investigate jurors.  (It's here.)  It's written by two associates from the best investigative firm in California, Batza & Associates.  This ancedote was especially interesting:

As part of the effort to profile jurors, some litigators hire investigators to perform what is sometimes called a drive-by. This involves a visit to, and careful observation of, a juror’s residence and neighborhood. While an investigator cannot directly contact a juror or a juror’s family members or interview a juror’s neighbors or acquaintances, a drive-by is permissible and can sometimes yield valuable information regarding the juror’s economic, cultural, and social environment. 

One investigator, for example, performed a drive-by of a juror in a high-profile tobacco industry case and observed a vehicle parked in the driveway of the juror’s home bearing a bumper sticker that read, “Cigarettes Kill!”

I'm betting the juror, during voir dire, said, "Of course I can be fair and impartial!"  Read the whole thing here.

June 24, 2009

Blogger Crosses Fine Line

It's one thing to say, "I wish you were dead!"  It's quite another to post your photo, work address, references to colleagues of yours who had been killed, etc.  Details here.

Are California's IOUs an Unconstitutional Bill of Credit?

California is broke. It's going to start issuing IOUs to creditors. Article One, Section 10 of the United States Constitution provides: "No State shall ... emit Bills of Credit []."

Is an IOU a "bill of credit"?

I don't know. Do you?

June 23, 2009

Even in Recession, Good Help is Hard to Find

Saying this deeply offends people, as the truth often does: If you are the best at what you do, you'll always have a job. People go home, drink beer, and watch televion.  They are then shocked to lose their jobs.

Sure, rarely an industry dies; but even then, start learning a new skill while your industry lives.  If I had been an auto worker, I would have been attending night school to become a male nurse.  Just as I was about to lose my job at GM, I'd be beginning my new career as a nurse.

This isn't complicated stuff.  You don't need to be smart to be a nurse.  Just study and memorize, which is tedious but not intellectually challenging.  Nursing pays well.  The nursing industry isn't going anywhere.  So go be a nurse.

Sure, it's hard to become good at what you do; or to learn a new skill.  Yes, studying at night after work is a bear.  You need to work harder than everyone else.  What does that have to do with anything, though?  

I'm supposed to feel sorry for out-of-work people who, for years, went straight home from work to a can of Budweiser and a television set.  Why?

June 22, 2009

Kindle DX Review

Awesome, A+, fantastic, must-see review here.  The .pdf feature is what sold me on the DX rather than the Kindle 2.  The DX is larger, though.  With the Kindle 2, you must convert .pdf files.  Not everyone has had good luck with the conversion.  Most of my day is spent reading trial transcripts.  It'd be nice to take my "office" to the dog park.  Looks like that will be much easier with the DX.  I can probably justify it as a tax write off, too.  

Gig: What Your Jurors Do For a Living

I was up too late last night reading Gig: Americans Talk About Their Jobs.  People from every job imaginable (or unimaginable) give a first-person narrative of what their jobs are like.  Each entry is a few pages.  Easy to skip from one profession to another.   Great insight into how people think about what they do for a living.

June 21, 2009

Conclusive Evidence of Media Cover-Up: New York Times Covers Up David Rohde Kidnapping

It doesn't get more overt than this.  The New York Times and every other media outlet refused to cover a story involving a kidnapped Times reporter.  They had good reasons.... If you believe that it's the job of a media outlet to decide when to cover something that is clearly newsworthy.  

How many lives have the Times risked and ruined through covering newsworthy stories?  The journalists usual answer: "I don't play God.  If it's newsworthy, I need to cover it."

Suddenly, when it involved one of their own, the Times found a conscience.  The Times played God.

Maybe they made the right decision.  That's not the point of my post.  For over a decade, I have pointed out media manipulation and cover-ups.  Usually I'd get rolled eyes in response.

Those of you who have accused me of being paranoid about media cover ups can now kindly go fuck off.  Thanks.

Psychology Blogs

A good list here, and part 2part 3part 4 and part 5.

June 20, 2009

Liz Becton, Super Bitch

Is this the most awful person in the world?  

Cognitive Bias and Friends

As expected, Aristotle gave the best instrumentalist justification for having friends.  To paraphrase: We are disgusting, self-involved, snot-producing, hairy beasts who cannot see our own faults.  We can easily see the faults in others.  By socializing with others, we can see what they do wrong.  With some reflection, we can see if we do those same wrong things: "If it's disgusting that John has snot hanging from his nose, perhaps the same is true of my snotty face."  

“If all these [biases are affecting me] without my knowledge, then I don’t really know why I’m doing what I’m doing, and I don’t really know myself that well apparently. So how can I make the right decisions or make the right choices for myself when all these biases are throwing my decisions all over the place?”


There’s a really simple answer here, which I like and people also seem to like it. It is to ask your friends, ask your family, ask people who are close to you about yourself. Don’t be afraid to hear what they have to say. Tell them to tell you the truth, because they do know you, and in many ways better than you know yourself.

The hardest decision I ever made in my life went as follows: "This is what I am doing."  After consulting every friend: To a person they told me to make the opposite decision.  I am pretty self-satisifed, and happily go against the mob.  But when every friend told me that I was about to make a huge mistake.... I did what they advised - painful though it was.

Now, of course, there are non-instrumentalist reasons to have friends.  Friends are intrinstically good, too.  

I think, though, that people forget to consult their friends about important life decisions.  This is a huge mistake.

Oh, and if you don't have friends whose advice you respect or who are simply yes-(wo)men; then you don't have friends.  

June 19, 2009

How Does the Recession Affect Friendships?

That seems to be an interesting topic.  I find it boring.  If I have money, my friends have money.  My friends share the same value system.  If your value system is different, then you are not a real friend, and do not have real friends.  Your life is empty. Your friends are not friends; they are knick knacks and fashion accessories.  Please read the section on friendship in the Nicomachean Ethics.  That's all you need to know about friendship.

UPDATE: Here is an IM with my best friend on subject:

Mike: The Big Topic now is recession and friendships
Mike: How pathetic
Mike: Imagine having friends you wouldn’t buy a dinner for.
Friend: lol
Friend: Yeah
Mike: "Oh.  You can’t afford to go out tonight?  I guess we can’t be friends!"
Friend: I wanted to try to estimate how many people are like that, but I can’t say.
Friend: Do you think it’s more than 50%?
Mike: It seems that way, given how many people are talking about it.
Mike: At first I rolled my eyes. 
Mike: But everyone picked up on it.
Mike: Like it’s an interesting subject!
Friend: A “friend” does one of two things.
Friend: It’s pretty simple.
Friend: You either support the relationship by picking it up (paying).
Friend: OR
Friend: You decide to move your standards for activity down (doing less expensive things).
Mike: Right.  lol.  Real fucking complicated!

Body Language Tip of the Day: Talk to the Hands, Cuz the Face Ain't Telling the Truth

If you want to guess a person's age, look at her hands.  More people are using Botox than you'd expect.  So the face is sending off false signals.  The hands show age much more reliably than the face.  

Plus, if you see old hands but a youthful face: You have new information.  Namely, that the person is vain/insecure/uncomforable enough with aging to use Botox.

June 16, 2009

Are Gold American Eagles Worth What Congress Has Said They Are Worth? Or: The IRS v. Robert Kahre

[Editor’s note: I am not a tax protester. Until researching the issue that is subject to this blog post, I thought all of the arguments raised by the tax protester crowd were frivolous.  On this issue, I am not so confident.]

Take a look at this gold coin.   It's a Gold American Eagle.  Look at the image on the right.  Do you see what the coin says on the bottom half, underneath the nesting baby eagle?Gold American Eagle 50 Dollars

It says $50, right?

Indeed, it is (as I will explain below) $50. It’s worth as much as an Ulysses S. Grant. Well, if you believe it’s really only worth $50, send all of your Gold Eagles to me. I will sell them on eBay for about $1,000 each.

And now you can see the problem of Robert Kahre. Mr. Kahre is facing federal prison because he claimed that Gold Eagles are worth what Congress has said that Gold Eagles are worth.

Is Mr. Kahre’s position frivolous? I don’t think so. Please indulge me.

A Gold Eagle is “Legal Tender.”

Under 31 U.S.C. § 5112: "(a) The Secretary of the Treasury may mint and issue only the following coins: (7) A fifty dollar gold coin that is 32.7 millimeters in diameter, weighs 33.931 grams, and contains one troy ounce of fine gold."

31 U.S.C. § 5112(h) provides: (h) The coins issued under this title shall be legal tender as provided in section 5103 of this title.

Title 31 U.S.C. § 5103 defined “legal tender.” Section 5103 states: “United States coins and currency (including Federal reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks) are legal tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues. Foreign gold or silver coins are not legal tender for debts.”

See Mathes v. Commissioner of Internal Revenue, 576 F.2d 70, 71 (5th Cir. 1978) (per curiam) (“Congress has delegated the power to establish this national currency which is lawful money to the Federal Reserve System.”); United States v. Wangrud, 533 F.2d 495, 495 (9th Cir. 1976) (per curiam) (“By statute it is established that federal reserve notes, on an equal basis with other coins and currencies of the United States, shall be legal tender for all debts, public and private, including taxes.”).

The Courts Have Said: “A Dollar Is A Dollar.” In Thompson v. Butler, 95 U.S. 694, 696 (1877) (here), the United States Supreme Court stated: “A coin dollar is worth no more for the purposes of tender in payment of an ordinary debt than a note dollar. The law has not made the note a standard of value any more than coin. It is true that in the market, as an article of merchandise, one is of greater value than the other; but as money, that is to say, as a medium of exchange, the law knows no difference between them.”

In Crummey v. Klein Independent School District (here), the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals heard a case where:  "Brent E. Crummey brought this lawsuit complaining that ... two employees of the KISD tax office, declined to accept Crummey’s fifty-dollar United States American Eagle gold coins for any more than the face value of the coins in Federal Reserve Note dollars as tender in payment for taxes Crummey owed."

The Fifth Circuit stated: "Regardless of any currency confusion that may have arisen in bygone eras, our present standard is clear: As legal tender, a dollar is a dollar."  Further: "As legal tender, a dollar is a dollar, regardless of the physical embodiment of the currency."

OK. A dollar is a dollar.

Mr. Kahre owed his employees dollars.  He paid them in dollars.  Specifically, he paid them fifty dollars via a Gold Eagle.  So what's the problem?

Cordner v. United States Does Not Apply.

In Cordner v. United States, 671 F.2d 367, 368- 69 (9th Cir. 1982), a taxpayer "received 275 $20 Double Eagle gold coins as a corporate dividend distribution."  The taxpayer "reported the dividend at the face value of the coins, $5,500 []."  The IRS disagreed, "charg[ing] appellants with a taxable dividend in an amount equal to the fair market value of the coins, which was $70,936."

A three-judge panel of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals agreed with the IRS: “We have no difficulty in holding that the gold coins here, though legal tender and hence ‘money’ for some purposes, are also ‘property’ to be taxed at fair market value because they have been withdrawn from circulation and have numismatic worth.”

Mr. Kahre has been paying his employees with coins that have not been withdrawn from circulation. Thefore, Cordner’s holding does not apply.

The panel did say, in dicta: “When legal tender, by reason of its value to collectors or the intrinsic worth of its contents, has a fair market value in excess of its face value or tender, then it should be deemed property other than money for purposes of section 301(b)(1)(A).” There are three problems with this dicta.

First, it is dicta. It is therefore not binding on any non-party. Dicta is, in essence, an unconstitutional advisory opinion – since it addresses issues not necessary to resolve, as Article III to the Constitution requires, to a “case or controversy.”

Second, the dicta was written in 1981. The law I discussed, above, was enacted in 1985. Thus, even if the dicta were binding; it would have been abrogated by federal statute.

Third, it is striking that this dicta does not address any of the statutory arguments I raised, above. It does not address the United States Supreme Court’s opinion in Thompson v. Butler, 95 U.S. 694, 696 (1877). It’s a flip and thoughtless (non) resolution of the complicated issue.

Whatever the case, that language was dicta, since it went beyond the issue presented in the case. It is old dicta, that appears invalid in light of subsequent federal legislation.

You Can’t Convict Unless You Show a Mistake of Law.

Perhaps it is the case that legal tender should be treated differently when you’re paying an employee wages. There are clearly cases stating otherwise.  I spent three hours rather than three days on this post.  I likely have missed something.  That said, I have indeed found strong authority for Kahre's position.

Let’s assume that a legal god would determine that, here, a consistency would be foolish – and therefore the hobgoblin of little minds.

Federal law protects little minds. Ignorance of the law is no excuse – except in tax cases. You cannot convict a taxpayer unless you show that the taxpayer willfully violated federal law. See Cheek v. United States, 498 U.S. 192, 202 (1991); United States v. Bishop, 291 F.3d 1100, 1106 (9th Cir. 2002); Richey v. United States, 9 F.3d 1407 (9th Cir. 1993) (subjective good faith is sufficient).

What is the law of Gold American Eagles?

I know what I’d do. I’d claim the fair market value of the Gold Eagles. I am risk averse. In a Platonic sense, I believe that Gold Eagles should be taxable based on their face value. In the real world, I know what courts will do.

I have no doubt that if the Ninth Circuit hears this issue, it will echo Cordner v. United States. The Ninth Circuit will either ignore the complexities I mentioned; or it will find a way (disingenuous or otherwise) to distinguish them away. Still, I believe that a person could subjectively thing that he wasn’t required to pay taxes based on fair market value.

That I wouldn’t personally take that position does not change the fact that others might disagree with me. That I would not encourage others to take that position, again, do not change anything. A person could subjectively and reasonably believe that he was not required to pay taxed on the fair market value of the Gold American Eagles.

Mr. Kahre should be acquitted.

Why Hasn't Greg Damm Been Disbarred?

When I read an article about an overbroad subpoena designed to chill free speech, I saw a familiar name - Greg Damm.  Here's the articleHere is my prior coverage of Greg Damm.

Canandian Little Brother is Watching

Let's just put cameras everywhere.  Every cop car.  Every court room.  Every judicial chamber.   Every prosecutor's office.  Let's just make everything public.  It's the only solution.

SEC Bans Madoff from Working in Securities Industry: Go Get 'Em Tiger!

Several years after being warned that Bernie Madoff was running a Ponzi Scheme; and several months after people lost billions of dollars; the SEC has finally taken action:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Disgraced money manager Bernard Madoff has been prohibited from working in the securities industry under a settlement with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

How Madoff was going to work in the securities industry from prison... I don't know.  The SEC, typical of a do-nothing agency filled with know-nothing bureaucrats, had to do something to make it seems like it... well... does something.  

So there you have it.  Bernie Madoff shall not be allowed to work in the securities industry.  If that doesn't restore confidence in the SEC, what will?

Stallworth Buys 30 Days for Manslaughter?

Isn't killing someone considered a crime against the public?  If so, then why can you buy yourself out of a prison sentence by giving big money to private parties?  That's exactly what happened here:

MIAMI – Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth is going to serve 30 days in jail after pleading guilty in Florida to a DUI manslaughter charge.

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Stallworth also reached a confidential financial settlement with the Reyes' family. A person close to the negotiations told The Association Press about the agreement on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk about the deal.

June 15, 2009

Peter Singer Explains Why We Shouldn't Take Academics Seriously

Peter Singer issues a non-partisan critique of academia:

If I am correct, the vast majority of us who live in developed nations are not living an even minimally decent ethical life. Almost all of us spend money on luxuries — after all, even bottled water is a luxury when the water that comes out of the tap is free. Should we be spending money on that, and on other unnecessary items with much larger price tags, when the money we are spending on things we don't need could save a life?

I hear academics go on and on and on about their love of the poor.  I wrote this love poem on behalf of those who suffer - as only an academic can suffer:

They weep,
Over $5 lattes,
Knowing that the poor will starve.
Academics love the poor.

Regulation, Doctors, and Universal Health Care

Universal health care for all!  People say that like it means something.  The logistics of universal coverage are complicated.  Which is why I roll my eyes at "theorists" who write articles about why it's we must have universal health care.  Um, great.  We should have nuclear fission, too. 

Assuming we should have universal health care, is it even possible?  Not really. 

So right now Obama's team is in a mess.  They can't figure out how to expand coverage.  One problem: There aren't enough doctors.  I have a solution for that:

Stop making it so hard for people to become doctors.

I could easily become a doctor.  I would never become a doctor for the same reason I would never become a teacher: I don't do worthless certifications or make-work b.s.  I don't need to take Calculus 1,453 to know how what symptoms are evidence of swine flu.  Who does?  No one.

Pre-med is a combination of make-work and do-gooder stuff.  Take a bunch of classes that have no relevance to the practice of medicine.  (Lawyers who complain about how law school teaches irrelevant classes obviously don't know about pre-med.)  Then go around volunteering for stuff to prove that you're becoming a doctor because you have a life dream to help people rather than drive a shiny BMW. In other words, play pretend.

If regulation were lighter, you could train people to be general-care doctors in two years.  Most of what doctors do is spot symptoms and prescribe drugs.  Doctors don't learn how to think critically.  Just read, "How Doctors Think."  Try to actually have a critical discussion with a doctor about epidemiology or theory of medicine or anything that requires them to do something other than consult the Physician's Desk Reference.  You'll be disappointed. 

Doctors aren't critical thinkers.  They don't even remember what they supposedly learned in all of those pre-med make-work courses, either.

So if we want more doctors, end the mindless regulations.  Provide a two-year medical school program for general practitioners.  Then make the tests hard to pass so that morons don't slip through. 

That will NEVER happen.  Why not?  Doctors wouldn't allow it.  Why won't they?

Because being a doctor is prestigious.  If just anyone with a 120+ IQ could become one without taking irrelevant classes or pretending to care about people; then doctors couldn't orgasm in their pants when saying, "I'm a doctor."

People will suffer and die because of the need for prestige.  What's new about that?

June 13, 2009

Snoop: What Your Stuff Says About You

I read a lot of books, but few are must-reads.  Snoop is one of only two books that I would stake my book-recommending credibility on.  Yes, you should buy this book immediately.  If you don't get anything out of it, I will donate $10 (the purchase price) to your charity of choice. 

Little Brother is Watching

One of the unintended consequences of our surveillance society is that it's harder for police to break the law.  What was supposed to allow law enforcement to oppress citizens is actually saving innocent civilians.  The case of the Colon brothers is illustrative:

NEW YORK (June 13) - When undercover detectives busted Jose and Maximo Colon last year for selling cocaine at a seedy club in Queens, there was a glaring problem: The brothers hadn't done anything wrong. But proclaiming innocence wasn't going to be good enough. The Dominican immigrants needed proof.

"I sat in the jail and thought ... how could I prove this? What could I do?" Jose, 24, recalled in Spanish during a recent interview.

As he glanced around a holding cell, the answer came to him: Security cameras. Since then, a vindicating video from the club's cameras has spared the brothers a possible prison term, resulted in two officers' arrest and become the basis for a multimillion-dollar lawsuit.

The officers, who are due back in court June 26, have pleaded not guilty, and New York Police Department officials have downplayed their case.

But the drug corruption case isn't alone.

You may read the rest here.

Kirk Bernard is Still a Slime Ball; Also a Plagiarist

Kirk Bernard, a Seattle personal injury lawyer, drew the blogosphere's attention last night.  

His marketing is slimy, shameless, and unsavory.  It also appears that he is a plagarist.  That is, he passes off the writing of others as his own.

In reviewing his blog, here is what appears to be his modus operandi:

1.  Find a news story about someone who was seriously injured.

2.  Rip off the headline from the news report.

3.  Plagiarize the text from the news report.  That is, rather than use quotation marks to indicate that he is merely repeating (or slightly re-wording) the original news report: He passes of the news report's text as his own.

I will be going through some of his blog postings this morning.  In the meantime, here is Exhibit A.  It's a .pdf file comparing the text of Mr. Bernard's posting with the news story about the accident.

That looks a lot like plagiarism to me.  What do you think?

UPDATE: Here is Exhibit B

UPDATE: Here is Exhibit C

This is growing tiresome.  I could be here all morning.  I've proven my case. 

Mr. Bernard is not only shameless and vile; he also rips off the writings of others.  In his defense, he often links to the original news report from which he lifts text.  Still, that does not excuse directly quoting another person's writing without using quotation marks.  That's plagiarism, as any freshman in college knows. 

In case Mr. Berndard slept through freshman year, here is the Wikipedia entry on plagiarism: "Plagiarism, as defined in the 1995 Random House Compact Unabridged Dictionary, is the 'use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work.'"

Notice how I used quotation marks to indicate that Wikipedia - rather than myself - drafted that definition?  Notice how the Wikipedia entry uses quotation marks to indicate that it took the definition from Random House?  That is how you use another person's writing without plagiarizing the person. 

That will be all.

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