Pro Bono Anyone?

Anyone licensed in the Sixth Circuit want to take this case pro bono?  The guy was pro se, so I'm sure he'd appreciate the help.  I'll do all the grunt work (re: draft the briefs and motions seeking en banc review, and if necessary, draft the cert. petition).  You'll do the oral argument and soak up the glory.  I've already begun drafting an internal memorandum explaining why the panel's opinion was not just incorrect, but embarassingly so.  E-mail me.